flatbear:

mulder-andscully:

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actual photo of robert and stannis baratheon

not pictured: Renly Baratheon

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Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
― Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)
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Might be making a big change soon…

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ubernerdmaster:

kinglers:

krisjener:

i wish tumblr had more of a “educate the ignorant” attitude as opposed to “send death threats to the ignorant”

i love how this post was made by a cis white boy

I like how you completely ignored the message and instead focused on who posted it. :)

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  • PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
  • FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
  • GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
  • RED: I'm in love with you.
  • PINK: I have a crush on you.
  • TURQUOISE: You're hot.
  • CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
  • TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
  • BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
  • ORANGE: I dislike your page.
  • YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
  • WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
  • GREEN: I find you cute.
  • BLACK: I would date you.
  • BROWN: I dislike you.
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    officialadult:

    officialadult:

    I’m really thirsty but my roommate’s cat just jumped in my lap and fell asleep someone help 8(

    I just whispered “Psst. Hey Callie” and she slowly looked up at me with sleepy squinty eyes I am about to go to jail for this

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    riordam:

    swonb:

    ambulanceinertia:

    Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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    This is some sort of nightvale shit

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