emmayrose:

Man, just think how short Sweeney Todd would be if the characters had better facial recognition.

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kimiwatanabe:

buizels:

A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, “Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?” The bartender shakes his head and says, “No, we only have plain.”

I CANT FREAKIN BELIEVE THIS GOT 100 NOTES

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I don’t think people love me. They love versions of me I have spun for them, versions of me they have construed in their minds. The easy versions of me, the easy parts of me to love.
― (via morningsuns)

i don’t think anything has ever described me more in the whole entire world, and i don’t think anything will ever do it better than this right here. (via justconchh)

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