• PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
  • FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
  • GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
  • RED: I'm in love with you.
  • PINK: I have a crush on you.
  • TURQUOISE: You're hot.
  • CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
  • TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
  • BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
  • ORANGE: I dislike your page.
  • YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
  • WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
  • GREEN: I find you cute.
  • BLACK: I would date you.
  • BROWN: I dislike you.
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    officialadult:

    officialadult:

    I’m really thirsty but my roommate’s cat just jumped in my lap and fell asleep someone help 8(

    I just whispered “Psst. Hey Callie” and she slowly looked up at me with sleepy squinty eyes I am about to go to jail for this

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    riordam:

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    ambulanceinertia:

    Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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    This is some sort of nightvale shit

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    kingsleyyy:

    this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

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    nivalingreenhow:

    when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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